January 2011
On Valentine's Day:
rainbowfart:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
I will cuddle the fuck out of you.
I'm sorry I've been so down on myself lately, I...
There are two types of greetings:
merrystalker:
Friends:
Best friends:
When someone takes your phone..
At first you’re like..
then they start going through your pictures and texts & you’re like…
This Week.
Well this week has been awesome! I have really amazing people in my life. It was kind of chaotic being that we had Mid-terms. But on the upside, if I were a girl guys would love me because of my butt lol. Oh and random girls in the hallway think i’m adorable and they love my butt too. Let’s not forget I would love to have your hips. This week will definitely be remembered. I think...
Valentine's Day is coming up...
if a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
why the fuck would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
Anonymous asked: Post a Picture of yourself.
Anonymous asked: Post a Picture of yourself.
How to look like a celebrity:
eighth-horcrux:
Tons of makeup
Push up bra
Anorexia
presto!1
whatsdatwarraz asked: Hello there. How's you? Just thought that I'd stop by, since you are following me, say hello and see how you were keeping up. Hope things are sound your end? P.S Feel free to reply in my ask, as I might not see this due to dashboard congestion :) x
whatsdatwarraz asked: Hello there. How's you? Just thought that I'd stop by, since you are following me, say hello and see how you were keeping up. Hope things are sound your end? P.S Feel free to reply in my ask, as I might not see this due to dashboard congestion :) x
helljjeah:
So now we’re just like everyone else. You’re a riddle to me, you’re a stranger to me.
reblog if you'll probly still be single on...
everyone is getting boyfriends/girlfriends and i’m...
discoverwhoiam:
siiiiiigh
Why do kindergarteners need facebook?
retardsinlove:
When I was in Kindergarten, I spent my time playing Windows 3D Pinball.. like a fuckin’ boss:
My mom says I'll always be in less trouble if I...
araiiahh:
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out:
When I Tell The Truth Straight Up :
Guys, we need your help.
wolfe-:
Please report this guy - http://twitter.com/#!/MrKennethTong - to Twitter. Send as many emails as you can and most importantly, REPORT HIM. He is endorsing anorexia and is working to get his “anorexia pill” on the market. Please reblog and report this disgusting and awful person to Twitter. We need to get him off there.
Your parents want to check your internet...
followmeillfollowyou:
That awkward moment when someone asks you 'whats...
iwillylovecats:
sheslikeadreamandanightmare:
hate when that happens
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Dear dad, seeing my bf > homework
someonebrokethelookingglass:
kthxbye.
We all know what homework means lol
When 95% of your friends are getting in...
secretsnakeclub:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
peyoteprincess:
